Like to Be a John (Humor, #24)

This was written a very long time ago, when someone offered to "pay me" for some rap lyrics. I never finished this, and obviously, for a list of good reasons. I thought that someone might get a good laugh at my expense about it, so here you go. I ain't been to em all But I been to one One time I was lonely And needed affection She had me tied up Gave me erections What a selection Of kinky thangs Had Mr. Winky movin like a slinky With whips and chains

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