Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog

The all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. 'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMES Uncooperative animals, failing crops and plans that never quite work out. Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving. This time, our gentleman farmer tries his hand at running a pub. With Hawkstone beer on tap, a vintage tractor on the ceiling and a headbutting goat in the yard, what could possibly go wrong? From dodgy lavatories to power cuts, angry protests to 'vegetablist' diets, Clarkson faces disasters big and small with the help of Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald. Crops, chaos and Clarkson - the funniest farm in Britain just got a pub. __ Praise for Clarkson's Farm: 'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN 'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT 'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH 'Quite lovely' THE TIMES

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.