Dog Tales

From the bestselling author and X's resident badass dude @TrashRadio comes a book that'll make you laugh, cry, and hug your mutt a little tighter.Listen up, you screen-scrolling, energy-drink-guzzling weirdos—this ain't just a book, it's a freakin' love letter to the only living thing that doesn't judge you for wearing the same sweatpants three days straight: your dog.Dog Tales Volume I by Stained Hanes (@TrashRadio) is a wild, heartfelt ride through stories of man and his best four-legged bro, proving that no matter how bad life gets—even if it's cyber bullies calling you fat and Indian—a dog's slobbery loyalty can pull you through.Hanes, the guy who once described himself as "a philosopher in a luchador mask with a PhD in bad decisions," dishes out tales that hit like a gut punch and soothe like a belly rub. From a mentally crippled man finding release in a beagle to a dashing hound teaching a 400 pound author how to love again (physically), these stories are raw, real, and occasionally unhinged—like finding poetry in a dumpster fire. Expect zero filter, maximum feels, and that signature @TrashRadio_ vibe: think profound wisdom wrapped in a Hawaiian shirt, delivered with a smirk.Whether you're dodging online shade or just trying to survive another Monday, Dog Tales Volume I is your reminder that a wagging tail can fix what Wi-Fi can't. Grab it, crack a beer, and let Stained Hanes show you the ecstasy of dog.Buy now, or your dog will judge you. Hard.Perfect for fans of irreverent storytelling, dog lovers, and anyone who's ever been cyberbullied into jotting down their tender feelings on post-it notes.